Laws of the Universe

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During this busy time of the year we can get so wrapped up in many projects or activities.  I came across these laws and felt they were light hearted (and amazingly accurate.)  I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

Here’s to wishing you a very Merry Christmas!! (If you choose to celebrate.) Otherwise happy holidays to you and yours!

Laws of the Universe
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to use the bathroom.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
Law of the Yard Sale: When trying to prove to someone that the item you’re selling will work, it won’t.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre: The people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of the Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.